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Post by nomadic on Sept 23, 2019 6:43:28 GMT 7
My dad always said you should never talk about sex, religion or politics. So not getting involved in this one as while the other two are real as yet there is no evidence that this topic is. I've had sex, albeit some distant memory ago and more recently dealt with politicians but as yet no experience with heaven or anything else so I'm happy to wait a bit longer to find out. Will let you all know when I find out. You'll be too busy collecting your winnings from every bet you make and drinking beer whenever you feel like it to have time to letting us know. Yes, denis heaven is indeed backing a long shot winner. Hell is thinking you are home and hosed only for a flyer to pip you on the post. This is a 100% reality. Like them, I am a fanatic in trying to be in heaven also But unlike them, I don't harm anyone else in my attempts. And imagine a place where beer every day is good for you and doesn't make you fat. Like broccoli is. Sugar, chocolate. I could go on and one of my idea of heaven. Or am I already in heaven here in the mountains of Thailand? If only there was a TAB here Heaven would be guaranteed. But I have a friend in Oz who will put my bets on from Oct 12th Caulfield guineas day until Sandown cup a month later. I have $100.00 credit with him so will have a few weeks excitement or until empty prior. HEAVEN awaits all good people. So will have to find hay burner thread on chinwag for the spring carnival. I will post all my bets so you can see i am also in a fantasy world like them in getting to heaven. But you just never know? Unlike them, I have some chance.
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Post by Banjo on Sept 23, 2019 7:00:04 GMT 7
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Post by Denis-NFA on Sept 23, 2019 22:03:17 GMT 7
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Post by Banjo on Sept 24, 2019 7:25:51 GMT 7
Fundamentalist preachers in the US dancing with snakes as directed by the good book.
Mark 16:18
18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. King James Version (KJV)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2019 7:30:40 GMT 7
Yep....worked really well for Jimmy Jones; reading it literally.
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Post by nomadic on Sept 24, 2019 7:40:36 GMT 7
glad I now know what it was all about as was wondering.I'm so glad my heaven is being in a TAB. Snakes? No thanks. Defies any human logic. Even makes logic in this part of the world seem logical. But I guess it is not logical to enjoy losing your money every Saturday in a TAB. AHHH! the human race! Please TAB help us.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2019 8:34:10 GMT 7
Thanks for that! It's reverse "D's" all around again. 55555
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