l got this from the The Age comments section, axis:
oh look, over there, there's a boat upon the sea
But are they black, or yellow, or nice and white like me
lets pull them over and ask them who Donald Bradman was
then we'll make them cook scones and call us 'Mr Boss'
What's that? They're furriner's are just trying to escape
the two wars that Howard made, when he was First Mate
Now Admiral Toney has started shooting at innocent boats
Turns out they're the poorest and most desperate of people afloat
Back on land, Mad Tonee sits on his cold hard throne
to stop him telling lies, they've had his lips all sewn,
So his supporters take over, and manufacture new lies
"For shooting at them innocents, Tonee wins the Nobel Prize"
Down Under the simpletons are screaming for blood
"Shoot 'em, Shoot 'em", but our once great Navy is now just a dud
If ever there's an invasion of people in canoes
Our glorious Mad Leader knows exactly what to do.
And where are we now, 100 days past
the Mad Admiral's polls are slipping fast
"Down, Down", like the fun ad on TV,
The Tinpot Admiral is sinking - Bye Bye Mad Toneeee.
Read more:
www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/bill-shorten-says-he-can-limit-prime-minister-tony-abbott-to-one-term-20140119-312te.html#ixzz2qtVc8MKL